Archive for the ‘Rhymes’ Category

Rocking to the roquet

Monday, July 5th, 2010

An improvised desk-top game of croquet, using hoops made from paperclips and balls made from the wax skin of Babybel cheeses, has ended in an acrimonious dispute over the rules. (more…)

Don’t piss on my espadrilles

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

I was in the toilet of the Wetherspoons near Faringdon station, standing at one of those long trough-like urinals when it occurred to me there was a significant danger the flimsy cloth uppers of my espadrilles could easily be soaked by someone else’s splash-back. (more…)